250+ Funny Dad Jokes Calendar 2021

Dad jokes are timeless. They make you laugh, groan, roll your eyes, and secretly smile.

A funny dad jokes calendar for 2021 is the perfect way to start every day with humor that is clean clever and family friendly.

Below is a complete collection of 250 funny dad jokes organized calendar style plus one bonus joke to make it 251 total.

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250+ Funny Dad Jokes Calendar 2021

January Dad Jokes

1. I told my calendar it needed space and it stopped talking to me
2. Why did January feel so long because it came with extra Mondays
3. I started January on a seafood diet I see food and eat it
4. January called it wants its motivation back
5. My New Year resolution was too heavy so I dropped it
6. I tried to catch fog in January mist
7. January weather has commitment issues
8. I bought a calendar but all the days were numbered
9. January is proof time moves slowly
10. I wanted to lose weight but it keeps finding me

February Dad Jokes

1. February is short because it skipped leg day
2. Valentine candy has too many strings attached
3. Love is in the air or maybe pollen
4. February asked for fewer days
5. My heart skips beats but my diet doesnt
6. Roses are red calendars are neat
7. February weather is emotionally unstable
8. Love makes people do math with chocolate
9. I gave up dating my couch loves me
10. February runs on caffeine and hope

March Dad Jokes

1. March went out like a lion because it forgot its keys
2. Spring cleaning is just moving messes around
3. I tried to spring forward but fell
4. March weather is a prank channel
5. The grass looks greener because it was painted
6. March makes people optimistic again
7. I put my spring clothes on vacation
8. March is just January with allergies
9. The wind in March has opinions
10. My mood changes with daylight savings

April Dad Jokes

1. April showers bring unpaid water bills
2. I trust April first exactly zero percent
3. Rain asked me to stay indoors
4. April weather is sponsored by chaos
5. My umbrella works when it wants to
6. April fools is a lifestyle
7. I slipped on sunshine today
8. Spring flowers are overachievers
9. April makes promises it cant keep
10. I fell for April again

May Dad Jokes

1. May flowers have commitment issues
2. I tried gardening but dirt won
3. May weather is emotionally supportive
4. Allergies said hello
5. My lawn knows my secrets
6. May makes people pretend they like outside
7. Bugs invited themselves over
8. I waved at my neighbor accidentally
9. May brings false hope
10. Grass grows faster than motivation

June Dad Jokes

1. June is when summer clocks in late
2. I grilled everything including patience
3. Sunscreen is my new cologne
4. June smells like barbecue
5. I tried to tan but toasted instead
6. June is hot but polite
7. My flip flops quit already
8. Summer body loading
9. June believes in naps
10. Ice cream understands me

July Dad Jokes

1. Fireworks are just sky applause
2. July is spicy weather
3. I grilled so hard the food applauded
4. The sun works overtime in July
5. Ice cream melts under pressure
6. July smells like charcoal
7. I sweat just existing
8. Barbecue sauce counts as salad
9. July nights feel expensive
10. My grill knows my name

August Dad Jokes

1. August is summer yelling
2. The sun refused to clock out
3. August humidity hugs back
4. I tried sleeping but sweat won
5. August air is soup
6. Cold drinks deserve respect
7. August makes fans celebrities
8. The sun is showing off
9. August forgot the chill setting
10. Shade is priceless

September Dad Jokes

1. September is summer pretending to leave
2. School supplies are emotional support items
3. September smells like pencils
4. Fall tried to sneak in
5. I tripped over a leaf
6. September is optimistic
7. Sweaters appear suddenly
8. Coffee gets stronger
9. September mornings feel poetic
10. Fall is loading slowly

October Dad Jokes

1. October is sponsored by pumpkins
2. I tripped over my costume
3. October weather has jump scares
4. Pumpkin spice controls society
5. Leaves are quitting trees
6. October smells like cinnamon
7. I carved a pumpkin badly
8. Spooky season accepted
9. October ghosts my thermostat
10. Candy counts as dinner

November Dad Jokes

1. November runs on gratitude and pie
2. Turkeys are nervous
3. I ate until next week
4. November smells like stuffing
5. My pants disagree with dinner
6. Thankful for elastic waistbands
7. November naps are elite
8. Pie solved nothing but tasted good
9. Leftovers are a lifestyle
10. Gratitude with gravy

December Dad Jokes

1. December calories dont count
2. Wrapping paper fights back
3. My wallet cries in December
4. Trees indoors feel judgmental
5. December runs on lights
6. I wrapped air accidentally
7. Holiday music started in November
8. December smells expensive
9. Socks are emotional gifts
10. December naps are mandatory

Food Dad Jokes

1. I tried cooking but burned water
2. My fridge is judging me
3. Tacos understand me
4. Leftovers are future me gifts
5. I eat pizza for balance
6. Food never ghosts me
7. Snacks disappear mysteriously
8. My diet saw cake and quit
9. Cheese solves problems
10. Hunger makes poets

Work Dad Jokes

1. Emails never end
2. Coffee is my coworker
3. Meetings that could be emails
4. I work hard or hardly work
5. My desk knows my secrets
6. Deadlines chase me
7. Office chairs squeak opinions
8. My job funds snacks
9. Work from home means pants optional
10. Productivity left early

Tech Dad Jokes

1. I tried turning it off and on
2. WiFi disappears dramatically
3. My phone knows too much
4. Passwords judge me
5. Updates happen emotionally
6. Screens steal sleep
7. My charger vanishes
8. Tech support is my personality
9. I googled myself
10. Technology laughs quietly

Family Dad Jokes

1. Kids know everything
2. Dad naps are sacred
3. Family meetings equal snacks
4. My dad voice activated itself
5. Remote control is power
6. Family plans change immediately
7. Silence is suspicious
8. Parents read instructions
9. Bedtime negotiations continue
10. Dad jokes are inherited

Home Dad Jokes

1. The house creaks opinions
2. My couch has memories
3. Laundry multiplies
4. The floor eats socks
5. Cleaning hides messes
6. The door squeaks dramatically
7. My house needs naps
8. Dust is organized chaos
9. Home smells like comfort
10. I fixed it temporarily

Pet Dad Jokes

1. My pet runs the house
2. Dogs judge silently
3. Cats own everything
4. Pet hair is fashion
5. My pet ignores commands
6. Walks are mandatory
7. Pets eat secrets
8. My pet has a schedule
9. Fur is everywhere
10. Treats are currency

Car Dad Jokes

1. My car smells like snacks
2. Gas prices cause emotions
3. Traffic tests patience
4. My car knows potholes
5. Dashboard lights scare me
6. My car hums complaints
7. Road trips equal snacks
8. My GPS lies confidently
9. Car washes are temporary
10. My car drinks fuel

Weather Dad Jokes

1. Weather changes moods
2. Rain has opinions
3. Wind argues loudly
4. Clouds gossip
5. Sunshine overachieves
6. Weather apps guess
7. Storms announce themselves
8. Snow disappears emotionally
9. Heat demands naps
10. Weather keeps secrets

Money Dad Jokes

1. Money disappears fast
2. Budgeting is a theory
3. Wallet feels lighter
4. Bills know my name
5. Saving starts tomorrow
6. Coupons feel powerful
7. Spending feels immediate
8. Money runs away
9. My bank judges me
10. I invest in snacks

Sleep Dad Jokes

1. Sleep avoids me
2. Naps feel productive
3. Alarm clocks betray trust
4. Sleep is underrated
5. Dreams get weird
6. I wake up tired
7. Sleep schedules are myths
8. Coffee supports me
9. Bed is my friend
10. Snooze button understands

Random Dad Jokes

1. I waved back at nobody
2. My phone slipped
3. I forgot why I walked here
4. The fridge stared back
5. I laughed at my own joke
6. Time disappeared
7. I sneezed twice
8. My brain rebooted
9. I forgot my password again
10. Life is buffering

Bonus Joke (251)
I would tell you a dad joke about time travel but you didnt like it

Why Dad Jokes Never Get Old

Dad jokes rely on simple wordplay and predictable humor which makes them universally funny and family friendly across generations.

How a Dad Joke Calendar Brightens Days

Starting each morning with humor boosts mood reduces stress and creates a positive routine that people look forward to.

Why 2021 Needed More Humor

With global uncertainty laughter became essential and dad jokes provided comfort without negativity.

Perfect Uses for Dad Jokes

Dad jokes are ideal for calendars classrooms offices family gatherings and icebreakers.

Why Clean Humor Matters

Clean jokes allow everyone to laugh together without awkwardness or offense.

Sharing Dad Jokes Builds Connection

Sharing jokes builds bonds strengthens relationships and creates shared laughter moments.

Dad Jokes Are Forever

Trends change but dad jokes remain timeless thanks to their simplicity.

Conclusion

A funny dad jokes calendar makes every day brighter and laughter easier. For more insights into why dad jokes are so popular check Why Dad Jokes Are So Bad Theyre Good.

FAQs

What makes a joke a dad joke
Dad jokes are simple predictable and often rely on wordplay or puns.

Are dad jokes suitable for kids
Yes dad jokes are generally clean and family friendly.

Why do people groan at dad jokes
Because the humor is obvious which makes it charming.

Can dad jokes improve mood
Yes laughter reduces stress and increases happiness.

Are dad jokes good for calendars
They are perfect because they are short daily and uplifting.